Who Is Ara Rubyan?

Ara Rubyan does not work in the home security system industry, nor does he make any money recommending their products. He is simply a property owner who has researched the field in order to make informed decisions -- and is now sharing his impartial perspective with you.

On the other hand, he is experienced in learning design and delivery and has been developing web based training for more than 10 years. His background in technical instruction help him to ensure the seamless development of user learning and content.

Recently, Ara shared his thoughts about Pete Townshend, lima bean puree, and Lake Michigan.

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
I remember standing on the eastern shore of Lake Michigan at sunset one summer evening thinking, “This must be what heaven is like.”

What is your greatest fear?
Letting down the ones I love.

Which historical figure do you most identify with?
I literally cannot think of a single one; too many come to mind.

Which living person do you most admire?
I try not to put too much hope or admiration into any single individual. That way I figure I won’t be disappointed.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I cannot seem to eat just one Oreo cookie.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Can I combine three traits in one? Willfully arrogant shallowness.

What is your greatest extravagance?
The overhead I pay to support my blogs.

What is your favorite journey?
Driving away from the airport car rental desk on the way to my hotel. Double extra-super bonus points if I’ve never been in that city before.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
The strong silent type.

What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My gut is a bit too large for my liking.

What living person do you most despise?
I don’t hate anyone. It’s like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
“Listen to me.” Also, “Can I tell you something?”

What is your greatest regret?
That I didn’t pay closer attention in college.

Which talent would you most like to have?
To accompany myself on the piano while singing.

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
Nothing. I love them just the way they are.

What do you consider your greatest achievement?
I successfully ran the gauntlet of turn-of-the-century IT certifications.

If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
If possible, I’d like to come back as Pete Townshend of The Who.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
No question about it: unrequited love.

What is your most marked characteristic?
I’m loud.

What do you value most in your friends?
I love it when we can laugh at the same things.

Who are your favorite writers?
Larry McMurtry, Ann Lamott, David McCullough, James Thurber, Bob Dylan, Gore Vidal, Charles Dickens, Mark Twain, to name a few off the top of my head.

Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Captain Augustus McCrae, co-owner of the Hat Creek Cattle Company and Livery Emporium of Lonesome Dove, Texas.

What are your favorite names?
Strega Nona, Bambalona, Condaleeza, and Jambalaya.

What is it that you most dislike?
Lima beans. Lima bean puree.

How would you like to die?
Now you see me, now you don’t.

What is your motto?
“It’s not how hard you fall, it’s how high you bounce.”